Listening to the Voices in My Head

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In November, I exposed maelkann to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In December, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon rennameeks (65 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed _amethyst_rose_ to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points).

In short, I have been very good (865 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.