Listening to the Voices in My Head

I'm a *terrorist*!


Supposed terrorist activities:
In any anti-government and militia movements - Oppose illegal war in Iraq, thinks the Bush should butt out of Iran.
Are property-rights activists - yes
Are in any racist, separatist and hate groups - no
Are an environmental and animal rights activist - yes
Are a religious extremist - no, and I do oppose 'Bushianity'
Are in a street gang - no, dance troupe is not a street gang

Purported "tools of terrorism!"
- sketch pads or notebooks - got it
- maps or charts - got it
- still or video camera - got both
- hand held tape recorder - got it
- binoculars - got it
- SCUBA equipment - nope
- disguises - got it (Remember _meegan_'s birthday party?)

Hat tip to akire_yta for this absurdity.